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  • pretty friend: i just got 100 likes on my photo !
  • athletic friend: i just beat everyone in the school at running :')
  • popular friend: today 5 guys asked me out lol
  • smart friend: just got straight A's!!
  • me: i can breathe
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wowfunniestposts: this blog is hilarious

wowfunniestposts:

this blog is hilarious

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wowfunniestposts: me lol I WANNA TRY. FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts

wowfunniestposts:

me lol

I WANNA TRY.

FOLLOW Wow Funniest Posts

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xpsycho: FOLLOW for more posts. P.S. To those saying this is bull and was never mentioned in Mythology, it’s in Plato’s Symposium….. *rolls eyes*

xpsycho:

FOLLOW for more posts.

P.S. To those saying this is bull and was never mentioned in Mythology, it’s in Plato’s Symposium….. *rolls eyes*

daily-tumbles:

Your life is meaningless without following this blog!

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Me: Can I use the bathroom? Teacher: I don't know, can you? Me: When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom? →

wowfunniestposts:

teacher:

other kids:

me:

im about to do this lol

this blog is epic

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