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me trying to tell a story: so yeah like, he said, or no, wait, first she was like.... i don't remember, but it's not important to the story 'cause... wait, yeah it is, but, i don't know man, it was just weird you know 'cause.. i don't know
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pretty friend: i just got 100 likes on my photo !
athletic friend: i just beat everyone in the school at running :')
popular friend: today 5 guys asked me out lol
smart friend: just got straight A's!!
me: i can breathe
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
Teacher: If you have 10 chocolate cakes and someone asks for 2, how many do you have left?
Me: 10
me: can i use the restroom
teacher: i don't know can you
me: bitch i will shit on your desk
justforgag:

WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF!?
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justforgag:

WHO THINKS OF THIS STUFF!?

Bored? click!

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searching for a song you don’t know the name of or any of the lyrics to.

Oh, It’s the weekend, yes! Finally time to catch up on sleep!

ms-basswaldorf:

Expectations: 

Reality: 

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theepichumor:

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